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Today, as a pickup line, a guy said to me, "Yo, can I kiss your vag' under the mistletoe?" FML

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On 12/08/2013 at 9:21pm - intimacy - by mistletoe (woman) - United States (Florida)

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That's when you say
"Yo, can I kick your ass under the mistletoe"

#1 - On 12/09/2013 at 6:53am by hnz

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Smack the shit out of him.

I actually went to a bar before in DC and saw this pretty drunk guy try this on a girl:

"Hey baby were your parents retarded? Cuz you sure are special"...

I burst out laughing

#4 - On 12/09/2013 at 6:54am by Ambient25

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