By mistletoe - 09/12/2013 02:21 - United States - Miami

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Today, as a pickup line, a guy said to me, "Yo, can I kiss your vag' under the mistletoe?" FML
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hnz 13

That's when you say "Yo, can I kick your ass under the mistletoe"

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Ambient25 24

Smack the shit out of him. I actually went to a bar before in DC and saw this pretty drunk guy try this on a girl: "Hey baby were your parents retarded? Cuz you sure are special"... I burst out laughing

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Jerepasaurus 12

I would probably say, "Can my fist kiss your face under the mistletoe?" lol

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ShadowWolfoxImp 18

no one will probably see this... but... why didn't he say "kiss your vag under thr cameltoe?" I'd laugh at that really.

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Twisted_Killjoy 23

"I wanna kiss your lips, the ones between your hips..."

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wrenavery90 12

I would have laughed in his face. Seriously. What a loser.

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