By mistletoe - 09/12/2013 02:21 - United States - Miami

Spicy
Today, as a pickup line, a guy said to me, "Yo, can I kiss your vag' under the mistletoe?" FML
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Same thing different taste

Top comments

That's when you say "Yo, can I kick your ass under the mistletoe"

Smack the shit out of him. I actually went to a bar before in DC and saw this pretty drunk guy try this on a girl: "Hey baby were your parents retarded? Cuz you sure are special"... I burst out laughing

Comments

That's a pick up line? Wow, that's officially the worst one ive ever heard.

SystemofaBlink41 27

Oh, I disagree... "Do you like peanut butter? Well, do you want to ****?"

I just got a ren and stimpy flashback from this FML. Thank you OP.

ZY1431 24

well....there's a lot you can say to that.

Something about the sentence composition of this FML made me sing it to the tune of "The Twelve Days of Christmas".

he actually said this out loud , who in their right mind would think this pick up line would work!

perdix 29

That is just so wrong! It should be, "Yo, MAY I kiss your vag under the mistletoe?"

No it's "Good day my fair lady, may I perform oral stimulation on your reproductive organ under this holiday fixture please?"

well he's on the top of the dip shit list...