Star Trek, Star Wars and Geek: You what now? - FML

You what now?

By starboi - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Weaver

Today, I heard a girl say, "Darth Vader is that black guy from Star Trek, right?" FML

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By theuglyone - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Canada - Port Perry

Today, I was told that I looked like a Kardashian by a total stranger. Flattered, I asked which one. His response? "I don't know, the ugly one." FML

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Brain worms

By smooth - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my coworker pointed to our nervous new intern and asked who he was. I jokingly said, "Can't you tell? He's our new slave." I then quickly realized how bad that sounded, given the intern is black. FML

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Roaming gangs

By 23yearoldtoddler - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was jumped and savagely beaten to the ground by a group of six-year-olds wearing Disney princess masks. FML

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By confsused - 16/12/2013 17:49 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I found out that my dad is actually my uncle, and vice-versa. FML

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By stressedartist - 09/09/2016 12:43 - United States

Today, I ran over Oprah. FML

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Piss off

By KaySchrages92 - 19/10/2023 16:25 - United States

Today, a neo-Nazi stopped me and commented on my blue eyes and blonde hair. He went on to explain that I could be "pure", and should follow him and other Aryans in the campaign to eliminate Jews, and other "abominations". Good thing he didn't see the Star of David necklace around my neck. FML

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Secret

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML

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Jerk

By GogglesGoggles - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, a guy punched me in the subway for staring at his girlfriend. I had dark glasses on, and was fast asleep. FML

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Creepy

By Justinthebox - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff

Today, my 5-year-old son made a drawing of our living room, with the addition of an apparition, and the text, "I can see you. Daddy doesn't see you. Who are you?" FML

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By Ohwhy - 27/10/2012 11:53 - United Kingdom - Liverpool

Today, as I waited to fly home, a very attractive woman smiled and gestured towards the seat next to me. However, a hyperactive child and his mother barged past into said empty seats. The woman really hit it off with the guy behind, while I was stuck listening to a kid scream at Angry Birds. FML

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Top comments

sirdannyboy1 20

Tuesday 27 December 2016 5:03

"Use the force, Spock."

AstroTurfMatador 11

Tuesday 27 December 2016 8:57

Uh oh, you overhead someone say some harmless comment that didn't even concern you. How the hell is this an FML?

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Bliepje 22

Tuesday 27 December 2016 5:02

isnt he??!!! hahaha im kiddin... but i dont think its that big of a deal. Maybe she just into that stuff

TheLemonMan 24

Wednesday 28 December 2016 20:57

I think she would be MORE likely to know if she was 'into that stuff'.

Bliepje 22

Friday 30 December 2016 12:34

i mistyped and couldn't correct it anymore. Ment to say: isnt into that stuff

sirdannyboy1 20

Tuesday 27 December 2016 5:03

"Use the force, Spock."

Ultimate_Batman 28

Tuesday 27 December 2016 5:08

"Use the force Harry" - Gandalf

raven_of_azarath 34

Tuesday 27 December 2016 7:14

"Live long and use the force, Harry" - Gandalf

zaidthunder1 27

Tuesday 27 December 2016 5:04

Is it a coincidence OP is from Alabama?

maritime1992 5

Tuesday 27 December 2016 5:56

No. it's 2016. get more creative with your jokes.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 27 December 2016 5:16

Lt. Uhura was a woman!!!

Rawrshi 25

Tuesday 27 December 2016 5:31

They were likely referring to Worf, Lt. Geordi La Forge, or Lt. Tuvok if they didn't just mix up the names of the series.

doubledee8 16

Tuesday 27 December 2016 5:16

"Spock, I Am Your Father"

Rawrshi 25

Tuesday 27 December 2016 5:21

Beam me up, Daddy.

URBeingLied2 23

Tuesday 27 December 2016 19:34

I never did see the triple x version of those movies . . .

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 27 December 2016 5:30

Up Scotty me beam. Bazinga!

RpiesSPIES 27

Tuesday 27 December 2016 5:31

Tell her yes, and Yoda is what Voldemort turned into after his Avada Kedavra backfired thanks to Yugi Moto's Mirror Shield.

Lalala579121 27

Tuesday 27 December 2016 5:31

No, he's that guy who helps Harry Potter destroy the one ring and save the land of Narnia.

Soninuva 41

Tuesday 27 December 2016 5:35

'I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of [fans'] voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.'

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Today, I arrived at a camp and met one of my roommates. At bedtime, I had energy still, so I did push-ups. The guy was asleep or so I thought because he was facing the wall. The guy thought I was jacking off and told everyone I did it in the middle of our room. FML

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Today, I was crying after a bad day at work. As I walked down the street, a young boy in a minivan tried to get my attention. He kept saying, "Hi, hi, please wave!" in a sad voice. When I politely waved at him, I saw a group of kids in the van giggling hysterically and taking pictures of me. FML

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Today, I learned my dad is the kindest, most generous, hard-working soul anyone has ever met. He'll give someone the shirt off his back if they need help. Except for us, his immediate family, whom he screams and cusses at daily, expects to do everything ourselves, and thinks we're incompetent when we need help. FML

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Today, I've made it clear to my roommate that I go to the bed at the same time every night, and that I need absolute peace and quiet from that point onward. Apparently, he misheard it as, "Watch American Dad until midnight, and possibly beyond." That theme song is gonna make me go nuts. FML

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Today, I was walking down the street, when a car started cruising alongside me. I looked over, annoyed, at which point the driver started screaming obscenities and telling me that I'm "gonna get it" for "betraying" him, before angrily speeding off. I'm too scared to even sleep now. FML

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Today, at 7 months pregnant, I dealt with migraines, body aches, and morning sickness. In my rush to the bathroom, I couldn't get my dog out of the way and puked on his back. Now he needs a bath, but wet dog makes me more nauseous. FML

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Today, I realized that over the past few months, I seem to be getting more and more prone to bumping into things, and tripping over nothing. I'm also apparently more prone to getting injured when this happens. I've always been uncoordinated, but this is getting out of hand. I'm falling apart. FML

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Today, I have an ear infection, and everything I hear echoes inside my head. I'm an orchestra teacher, and we have our first concert next week. FML

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