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Today, my boyfriend and I went to one of the United States Mints since he enjoys coins. He looked at the money and seriously said, "I have such a hard on". He did. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48978) - you deserved it (5111)

On 10/03/2013 at 11:38am - intimacy - by EconM - United States

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He gets turned on by money, now you know what to use to get him to have sex with you. Oh wait that's prostitution

#1 - On 10/03/2013 at 1:04pm by ThatGuyWhoTalks

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maybe its just a roll of coins...

#5 - On 10/03/2013 at 1:05pm by niftyismybitch

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