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By Anonymous - / Saturday 23 March 2013 15:21 / Norway
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Pretended not to know what it was? "What is this? I'm going to have to show this foreign object to the sniffer dogs, it could contain drugs." That could have been even more embarrassing.

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^ Sadly, that happens a lot on FML. Get used to it. My boyfriend plays jokes/pranks on me all the time and I love it. Plus, I get to pull a prank on him. Laughter is the best medicine!

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That's an understatement. Those security guards must have been very professional not to even giggle a little.

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In this scenario yes, But one of my friend's friend put a note saying 'death to America' in his baggage just for lulz while he was traveling from Pakistan to US... The lulz died the moment my friend had to be detained for hours of questioning. As for me... I wanted to bash the guys head for even thinking of something as stupid as this and try to call it a 'joke'

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58, I'm still in shock after reading your post. That isn't funny at all. My friend drew penis' all over my windows as a joke. She forgot I live in a condo association and when I saw my vehicle, in the morning, I had neighbors writing down my license plate. I received a ton of complaints. I made her wash my vehicle and she felt like shit for not thinking about the rules, while living in a COA. If someone is going to pull a break, it has to be thought thru, thoroughly! I would have laughed it off

Pretended not to know what it was? "What is this? I'm going to have to show this foreign object to the sniffer dogs, it could contain drugs." That could have been even more embarrassing.

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*sigh* I suppose I shall emerge from the shadows for this one. tennis06: First off, there are three different commenters above you. If you wish to reply to an individual, I suggest you specify. If you don't like a comment, you can either thumb down said comment or post a RELEVANT reply. Saying "ur an idiot..that wasn't even funny," is neither witty nor intelligent. The lack of proper grammar and punctuation is appalling, to say the least. I could bring up your profile descripti

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Am I the only one on the edge of my seat praying 37 responds to these allegations? Hopefully he can come up with some more creative wisdom to bestow upon us! I can't wait!

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Ahh a good old FML mauling. I think 37 has learned the lesson and will use proper English on FML from now on. Oh and be happy this wasn't 4chan or else you would be 10 times deeper in trolls, grammar nazis, and the classic douche.

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I'm 16 and would like to apologise on behalf of most teenagers. We're not ALL vapid and borderline illiterate morons, honest.

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This entire comment chain is funnier than any FML I have ever read. Thank you all for making my sunday morning.

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@49 Don't forget stupidity and poor judgement, it's because the prefrontal cortex, which is responsible for judgement, emotion control etc. isn't completely developed yet. In fact, it isn't fully developed until about 25. This is probably why the majority of people who do really stupid and/or risky stuff are teens and young adults.

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Throw in a nice gay porno with the previously stated items. That'd get him back even better. Coming out on top is much better than getting even. :)

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# 61 I once worked with a guy who was incredibly homophobic. So we brought in a male underwear modeling catalog, and cut out 100's of the male models and dumped the whole pile in his lunch box without him knowing. When the guard asked him to check his lunch box, which happens every day, they both noticed the half naked guys at the same time. The guard smiled and said, "we don't discriminate against sexual preference here, but we do ask that you leave any pornographic material in your vehicl

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(Stupid mobile needs edit.) I mean 7's girlfriend doing it to 7, not the obvious 7 doing it to his girlfriend.

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