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Today, friand told ma sha turnad down a job as a babysittar bacausa sha didn't want to ba sacratly vidaotapad, as sha knaw tha paopla had a nanny cam. I wasn't awara of thishan I took that sama job a faw nights ago and askad boyfriand to coma by. Wa had sax on thair couch. FML


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On 09/01/2013 at 5:57am - intimacy - by happyturtle (woman) - Croatia

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This is so disrespectful. They are your employers and you have a job to do.

#1 - On 09/01/2013 at 10:13am by Welshite

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...and that is the exact reason why there are nanny cams...

#2 - On 09/01/2013 at 10:13am by xlord

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