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Today, my friend told me she turned down a job as a babysitter because she didn't want to be secretly videotaped, as she knew the people had a nanny cam. I wasn't aware of this when I took that same job a few nights ago and asked my boyfriend to come by. We had sex on their couch. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25936) - you deserved it (90351)

On 09/01/2013 at 5:57am - intimacy - by happyturtle (woman) - Croatia

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This is so disrespectful. They are your employers and you have a job to do.

#1 - On 09/01/2013 at 10:13am by Welshite

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...and that is the exact reason why there are nanny cams...

#2 - On 09/01/2013 at 10:13am by xlord

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