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Today, I suggestively asked my boyfriend to take a shower with me. He got in, washed himself, and got out, ignoring me the whole time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49813) - you deserved it (7216)

On 08/24/2013 at 7:54pm - intimacy - by -.- - United States

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Heh, next time he suggests you get 'in bed' together just climb in and sleep, ignoring him.

#4 - On 08/25/2013 at 3:23am by CorDa616

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We see he has priorities in order

#5 - On 08/25/2013 at 3:24am by redwrath

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