Today, I suggestively asked my boyfriend to take a shower with me. He got in, washed himself, and got out, ignoring me the whole time. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend looked at me and suggestively told me to take a shower. He's leaving for two days so I humored him, thinking he wanted to do it in the shower. I waited for 20 minutes before he knocked on the door, telling me he needed to shower as well. He just wanted me to take a shower. FML
Today, I had to ask my boyfriend to take a shower, because he smelt awful and wanted to cuddle. After 45 minutes, he did so. I wanted to cuddle and fool around after he was done. I got rejected because he didn't want to get dirty. FML
Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Today, after not showering with my boyfriend in 3 months, he called me in to the bathroom and asked me to shower with him. After getting excited and ripping my clothes off, I get in and he asks me to wash his hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
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Top comments
CorDa616 22
Heh, next time he suggests you get 'in bed' together just climb in and sleep, ignoring him.
redwrath 16
We see he has priorities in order
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Comments (110)
Ambient25 25
He probably had soap in his eyes the whole time. Besides, did you try and do anything while he was in there??
ydi_4_suking 20
It's time like that when you grab the dude by his dick and start yanking
Ambient25 25
Exactly! But I see my comment got voted down quickly. A new unabashed record
xStaciexLynnx 15
You probably got downvoted because you said he had soap in his eyes the entire time. What?
expertsmilee 26
YDI, should have suggested sex.
xxGheTToGumbYxx 16
They were both naked in a shower, how much more of a suggestion do you need??
davincidasecond 24
Um, if your significant other invites you to take a shower with them, exactly how much clearer could it be that they want sex?
expertsmilee 26
Uhhh, she could grab his dick or somethin?
Queensland 27
Oh yeah it's all OP's fault. Sorry, I didn't understand sex is one sided. I guess using that logic, you probably don't understand why rape is illegal.
expertsmilee 26
I don't, could you explain it to me?
CorDa616 22
Heh, next time he suggests you get 'in bed' together just climb in and sleep, ignoring him.
Ambient25 25
Sounds like normal
AlwaysWatching 27
Well considering what he did he probably wouldn't even be planning on doing anything special anyway
redwrath 16
We see he has priorities in order
teamlightskin 14
You should have went for it! The worst thing that could have happened is if he turned you down.
Queensland 27
I think that's exactly what already happened #7.
teamlightskin 14
#37 No, he just didnt go after it. She didnt ask, she was suggestive, she should have came on stronger and just went for it. Even if he said no, it wouldnt matter because either way she still didnt have sex.
marcelmg 10
So he does what you asked, and still its not OK? Women logic.....
raddybear 11
You were trying to hard #1
FMLkoala 28
At least you have a clean boyfriend and not a dirty one
RpiesSPIES 27
Well, he WAS dirty, but now he's clean. That's what the shower was for! /innocence
Zlinder666 12
Next time, just grab his dick. That way, he'll know what's going on.
amberlyyyy 15
Straight and to the point.
skyeyez9 25
How could he Not realize what his gf intended?
simplysarcastics 26
Probably was not in the mood, but at least he complied with getting in the shower. ;/ i guess you could have tried to get close to him or something instead of waiting on him.
jnanderson 16
Are you kidding me? He's a male. He's always in the mood.
ApollosMyth 22
I couldn't imagine always being in the mood.. How would people get anything done?
TheDrifter 24
That's why we learn to multitask isn't it?