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Today, my boyfriend and I were about to get intimate for the first time. He said he didn't want to use a condom, and that I should just give him one of my birth control pills instead, "so we can still be just as safe". What the hell? FML


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On 06/07/2013 at 5:20pm - intimacy - by what the fuck (woman) - United Kingdom (Ealing)

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Sounds like you shouldn't be having sex with him anyway if that's his preferred form of "being safe".

#1 - On 06/07/2013 at 11:29pm by Hypertudism

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Don't risk it - he'll just add stupid to the gene pool.

#3 - On 06/07/2013 at 11:29pm by ColdplaySucks

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