Today, my boyfriend and I were about to get intimate for the first time. He said he didn't want to use a condom, and that I should just give him one of my birth control pills instead, "so we can still be just as safe". What the hell? FML
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Today, my 18-year-old boyfriend freaked out and kept asking me if I was sure I wouldn't get pregnant, because I forgot to take my birth control pill last night. We didn't actually have sex; he apparently thought me simply missing the pill would magically get me pregnant. The hell? FML
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Top comments
Hypertudism 15
Sounds like you shouldn't be having sex with him anyway if that's his preferred form of "being safe".
ColdplaySucks 18
Don't risk it - he'll just add stupid to the gene pool.
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Comments (178)
Hypertudism 15
Sounds like you shouldn't be having sex with him anyway if that's his preferred form of "being safe".
kerrwoof 13
I'm wondering how old OP and her boyfriend are. Almost sounds like he's a little too young to be having sex.
cmayer 20
He might just be stupid.
iOceanus 18
For some reason, I thought he was going to shove it down his penis hole... I scarred myself o_o
azk3000 9
maybe the boyfriend has one of those reverse o mastic penises that sucks up eggs instead of shooting out sperm. you know how it is...
hugozac88 22
Wow at least he didn't suggest the birth control method most men prefer or offer.....pulling out
DracoSpirita 21
I don't believe that birth control pills work on men. I could be wrong though.
Skarkie321 18
It just makes them grow boobs.
GoodLookingGeese 10
Another genius!
grumpybr 13
You're op's boyfriend's soul mate.
gameofthrones_fml 12
#2 no, they don't. But researchers are in the process of developing birth control pills for men.
_parth 20
Holy crap. LMFAOOO!!!
frenchaussie 5
WOW!! Please tell us you are joking, or you are as stupid as OP's boyfriend...
Pro_Nothing 9
#36 Researchers have long scrapped that project due to it giving males the same symptoms women recieve during menstruation, aside from the bleeding. Apparently, males can't handle that. I mean, what the ****? I'd gladly do that for my girlfriend/wife.
skyttlz 32
BC pills work by Thinning the uterus wall and preventing ovulation. It takes a month for it to be working fully. One pill beforehand won't do anything.
EduJav321 24
Well, technically, it makes more sense to unload a gun than wear a bullet-proof vest
crazytwinsmom 25
But I would never count on a guy to remember to take it everyday. Women need to protect themselves.
r4m2k 10
*Could* be wrong????
ManInTheMachine 19
Forgive me if I'm wrong, and maybe I'm the only one, but I thought that DracoSpirita was using a form of satire called "gross understatement." It may not have been executed very well, but I very much doubt they were being serious.
fakkumairaifu 14
**** that noise. She should be on the pill, or have a norplant or another similar method. He should bring his own condoms and use them properly. It's both people's responsibility. That's what equality is.
Nysha 17
Especially if the person taking it doesn't have a uterus.
shyeahh_fml 19
I'm about 90% sure that #2 was being sarcastic. Why does nobody pick up on the sarcasm on this website?
Poppipuff 14
115- Usually you leave some clues showing you are actually being sarcastic. 2 didn't give any when she said "I don't believe [...] but I could be wrong". But maybe your comment was sarcastic ?
Metallica36176 16
I instantly read it as sarcasm...
caitlinbblack 14
Really?? Omg birth control pills for men? Lol I mean I guess
ColdplaySucks 18
Don't risk it - he'll just add stupid to the gene pool.
Corrupt_waffles 13
Too late.
superrocket19 17
Even I know how that works. And I'm 11
Welshite 39
There is actually research being done for birth control for men. The preliminary results are promising.
ComoEsJuan 24
Isn't that called, umm, castration! Yeah, that's it!
rg350dx 29
It's better to unload the gun than shoot it at a bulletproof vest!
monnanon 13
first of all its a vasectomy not castration and that is not birth control that is sterilisation. secondly they are attempting to make birth control for men in pill form, you know, like the ones women have.
Lehk 9
have they solved the ED issue?
golden_warrior 23
lol, Next time he might ask for a tampon
RayearthNinja 10
dont breed, for the love of god, please dont
ZombieInConverse 13
Your boyfriends either an idiot or hiding something huge from you, which your about to find out.
clemsi 20
If he is hiding that I doubt it would be huge
KayleeT 9
Maybe you should wait until he actually understands how things work...
kim_larsa 5
Tell him he'll grow a pair of boobs and a ******. If he's THAT gullible hell probably believe it!
j_cat187 19
You really shouldn't be having sex with a minor anyways.