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Today, my brother tried to convince me to get a clitoris piercing at his recently opened piercing studio. FML


I agree, your life sucks (63876) - you deserved it (6418)

On 05/17/2013 at 12:40pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Varmlands Lan)

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"Come on sis! Just let me pierce your vagina! I incest!"

#13 - On 05/17/2013 at 5:09pm by rg350dx

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Man I don't know why a brother would want to be anywhere near his sister's clitoris, but hey some people are into that.

#7 - On 05/17/2013 at 5:08pm by FMLJFL

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