Bigfatfailure
Garden Grove, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got dumped during sex. FML
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Today, after a huge fight, my girlfriend started coming onto me. I thought it was actual make-up sex and went along with it. It was great, until she suddenly shoved me off her just as I was almost ready to come. She smugly announced she was dumping me, got dressed, then left. FML
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honestsleep 9
Did you finish?
karlcolt45 19
she clearly was afraid that she'd get addicted to the amazing sex you were giving her. we've all been there. just simply TOO GOOD
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honestsleep 9
Did you finish?
teddy4nyy 13
I bet she didn't.
SWC_Penguin 17
The FML is from the guy. The answer is yes, he finished.
TheHarvest 7
i was gonna asj the same thing..
error404n0tf0und 21
ask*^_^
jajaflan 4
Was it anal?
14avalentour 9
4 is referring to his now ex did not finish and that's why he was dumped
14avalentour 9
I meant number 7
whos_ur_daddy1 19
On her face?
theawkwardlife 21
Maybe the person he was having sex with wasn't the same as the one he got dumped by...
Bubbelz 25
9 - I hope so for his sake, blue balls ******* hurt.
sens3sfailing 24
Maybe OP's penis was the length of this fml and stopped her from feeling it. Or it was so ******* big it...ahhh, the things that just came to my mind disturbe me
slacker_69 6
I don't think the OPs ex-gf would let him finish if they just broke up. she probably broke up right after she got off. but chicks usually take longer so who knows
salazara 10
How did she manage that?
DDCA 24
I hope you enjoyed it. Obviously they did not. Sorry OP.
modulusoperandy 7
Wrong FML?
JenkJenks 6
I'm sure OP was enjoying the sex right up until his wife came home early and dumped him.
summerguy97 16
How was the finish?
MissEmma_fml 22
Non existent.
karlcolt45 19
didn't happen for one of them
stevenJB 25
Like katrina
Supergirl1988 16
Crymax
karlcolt45 19
she clearly was afraid that she'd get addicted to the amazing sex you were giving her. we've all been there. just simply TOO GOOD
gc327072 30
Like that one where the girl got upset because the op made her come "too many times"
karlcolt45 19
it just must be that every guy on FML is a badass ladies man.
EsotericBrent 29
74 - hate when that happens..
lambda_fml 40
#4 Sad but true. Awesomeness can be a Boon as well as Bane.
mcrepas 19
Didn't see that one cumming, did ya?
botanistjessica 24
Ew
vadaaa 11
29 if you're grossed out by a pun then get off FML.
Empleh 4
punny!
KingDead 18
OP probably got a snowball to the face, and she just didn't like what came back.. Haha Don't worry OP, the next one will hopefully know what she's doing.
JellyBalls 18
At least you didn't get dumped before.
JellyBalls 18
No more comments before morning tea, my deepest apologies fellow FML users.
cb1002630 11
6- Or dumped on during sex, for that matter. Unless that's the kind of shit that OP enjoys.
tommyfox 19
Doesn't matter had sex. *gets struck down by an angry mob*
CaptTeemo 10
Still counts
therealslim 15
You know what, it actually works in this FML
Sandman366 6
68-So would your picture, if OP didn't just get dumped.
momoegan 4
You now are my favorite person. This response made me laugh so hard
rg350dx 29
At least you didn't get dumped on...*shudder*
mikeymayhem_87 15
Ewwww...... The ol' Cleveland Steamer....
kevsandy303 12
That's nasty
whatthefreshhell 15
well, this is another reason for me to never have sex.
jem970 19
I am pretty sure that this isnt a common occurrence during sex. Dont let it scare you off something that can be really fun.
karlcolt45 19
but maybe for some people it would be. some don't wanna take that chance sir hahah
ElmoSaysSquishy 28
If you've never had sex then why are you a misses?
c8750 2
Miss is not married (usually young girl) Mrs is married
DaftDude 11
#91 Cause you know, marriage is all about sex...
lambda_fml 40
#102 is it not?
thatonename 7
Isn't miss either or? Mrs= married, ms= not married. Just wondering, please don't bury me for a question.
liss0711 10
Miss is single, Mrs. is married, and Ms. is either.
Noxialis 10
#15 - why are you only 'pretty sure'? Are you on a 3/5 streak or something?
jem970 19
Yes. If the sex is good a lot of people dont really think about dumping their partner in the middle of it. Is it normal to converse during sex? I never do im more focused on pleasing the guy I am with. But thats just me. How silly of me to think this is a valid worry that would keep someone from it.
GRubi 17
They obviously couldn't handle your amazing skillz.
therealslim 15
No. Skillz is obviously cooler.
Michael_92 20
@88 you must be one of them people lacking common sense. Clearly he wasn't serious...