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Today, my boyfriend informed me that from now on during sex, I have to be on top at all times, saying I need the exercise more than him. As offensive as this was, I was actually happy because he's crap on top. FML


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On 03/18/2013 at 10:36am - intimacy - by Ann (woman) - United States

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How about if you suggest that your BF take a hike? A long walk off a short pier perhaps?
YDI if you stay with a guy who's both bad in bed AND an inconsiderate jerk-off!

#2 - On 03/18/2013 at 1:59pm by buddy51

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Any person who makes any sexual demand without your agreement deserves no sex at all. Full stop.

#5 - On 03/18/2013 at 2:02pm by DocBastard

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