Today, my boyfriend informed me that from now on during sex, I have to be on top at all times, saying I need the exercise more than him. As offensive as this was, I was actually happy because he's crap on top. FML

by Ann / 03/18/2013 at 10:36am / United States / Intimacy

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  • How about if you suggest that your BF take a hike? A long walk off a short pier perhaps?
    YDI if you stay with a guy who's both bad in bed AND an inconsiderate jerk-off!

    #2 - On 03/18/2013 at 1:59pm by buddy51

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  • Any person who makes any sexual demand without your agreement deserves no sex at all. Full stop.

    #5 - On 03/18/2013 at 2:02pm by DocBastard

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