Works out well

By Ann - 18/03/2013 14:36 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend informed me that from now on during sex, I have to be on top at all times, saying I need the exercise more than him. As offensive as this was, I was actually happy because he's crap on top. FML
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buddy51 23

How about if you suggest that your BF take a hike? A long walk off a short pier perhaps? YDI if you stay with a guy who's both bad in bed AND an inconsiderate jerk-off!

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DocBastard 38

Any person who makes any sexual demand without your agreement deserves no sex at all. Full stop.

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gg27787 6

I hate when people splice while catatonic. Or did you mean a comma splice?

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pedinhuh 23

Sooo..it looks like 50 -50 situation to me

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mattuti 8

you both win, so why complain to the internet about it?

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Wizardo 33

Ooooooh, you just got DONE, in more ways than one...

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mosquito19 14

you should choke him and slap him around while you're on top. guys really like that.

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musicalnoodles23 5

This is one of those FML's that shouldn't have been posted in the first place.

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FightMyLiger 19

You sound saddled by your problems. Take the bull by the horns! It's your only hope at reversing his disposition.

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AzILikeIt 2

I'm with you there. Then I started thinking, Man! she must really be fat. She probably kept complaining to her man about her weight and this was his solution since hitting the gym was not a solution

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Pensu 12

If she was REALLY fat, why on earth would her boyfriend want her on top of him?

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DaisyPink 6

Sounds like a lazy ass to me.

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