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Today, while I was shaving my nether regions, my trimmer slipped and ate a chunk out of my balls, right beside a vein. I've been bleeding on and off for an hour, and the New Skin I tried isn't able to dry quickly enough. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26686) - you deserved it (4998)

On 02/24/2013 at 2:58pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

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Umm .. Shouldn't you get some medical help?

#1 - On 02/24/2013 at 10:25pm by SirWTF

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Sounds like you are having a ball.

#4 - On 02/24/2013 at 10:26pm by HelloSirs

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