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Today, my boyfriend ended sex by yelling, "THIS IS SPARTA!" and using his foot to push me off the bed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55442) - you deserved it (9858)

On 12/23/2012 at 11:55pm - intimacy - by Saradee (woman) - United States (California)

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Wear a chastity belt next time and scream," YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"

#5 - On 12/24/2012 at 3:38am by HeyHeyFishFillet

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No, this is Patrick. O.o

#10 - On 12/24/2012 at 3:44am by Roguedork19

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