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Today, I was sleeping on an airplane. I dreamed that I was running my hands up and down my friend's leg sexually to creep him out. I woke up and I realized that I was running my hand up and down the leg of the old man sitting next to me. FML

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On 12/20/2012 at 9:49am - intimacy - by joyness (woman) - Taiwan (T'ai-pei)

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I'll bet you didn't hear him complaining, though. ;)

#1 - On 12/20/2012 at 1:01pm by Welshite

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I bet he wasn't creeped out though.
After a while, though, I think it was less up and down the leg, and more up and down the dong.
I think he's ready for take-off. I bet his jet engine enjoyed its four-stroke cycle.

#3 - On 12/20/2012 at 1:04pm by Pleonasm

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