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Today, my boyfriend told me his Christmas gift to me was custom made. I told my parents in excitement, thinking it could possibly be a ring. Half an hour later he told me what it was; a molded dildo of his penis. It's going to be an awkward conversation with my parents when they ask what I got. FML
Tell him you wanted a real dildo, not a scale model.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Tuesday 22 July 2014