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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex when the condom broke. He told me to go put a tampon in to "soak up the kids". How did he graduate? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40101) - you deserved it (6377)

On 12/01/2012 at 9:54am - intimacy - by me. - United States

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I have some wierd feeling that that would work and no ones ever tried it before. Then again, I never passed the 10th grade so what would I know?

#2 - On 12/01/2012 at 1:17pm by tsim14

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Common sense isn't a requirement for graduating high school.

#4 - On 12/01/2012 at 1:18pm by illmatic2

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