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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend doggy-style. I was getting close when he suddenly blurts out, "Babe, you really need to bleach your asshole." FML


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On 09/30/2012 at 7:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

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It's an asshole, what the fuck does he expect it to look like? If he cares that much about bleaching assholes, he should bleach himself for being one.

#3 - On 10/01/2012 at 3:02am by ClassyCommando

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How the fuck do you bleach an asshole?

#2 - On 10/01/2012 at 3:02am by shadowsorel

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