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Today, I witnessed my girlfriend and best "friend" getting intimate. In a dim-witted attempt to cover up, my best friend proclaimed, "This isn't what it looks like!" I might have given him the benefit of the doubt, had he not still been inside my girlfriend at the time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35312) - you deserved it (2005)

On 08/15/2012 at 12:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

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Punch them in the face and go get some ice cream.

#1 - On 08/15/2012 at 6:33am by paijus

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I'm sorry OP, that sucks! But at least you found out. Now you can move on and forget about them, you deserve better!

#2 - On 08/15/2012 at 6:34am by Roxxxxay

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