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Today, I found the perfect opportunity to throw my husband a surprise party since he thought I was away on a business trip. He came home with a hooker. Surprise! FML


I agree, your life sucks (49318) - you deserved it (3229)

On 08/12/2012 at 1:49am - intimacy - by happybirthday - United States (Massachusetts)

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What a douche. He was more than lucky to have someone as compassionate as you. Oh well, his loss.

#1 - On 08/12/2012 at 6:26am by MCRaddict15

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I think you have another surprise for him right? Like some papers..

#4 - On 08/12/2012 at 6:26am by dude1122332

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