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@92, since both sex with someone you are married too, and getting a puppy are free* I'd rather surprise sex. If I got a puppy, I want some say into picking it. *Some terms and conditions apply. Consent should be used for both. Pets should be acquired at local shelter.

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I would love it if I had a say in the type of dog, and where it came from. Little ankle biting yip dogs are irritating, I like bigger dogs and medium ones are okay too. And I'd like it to come from the shelter, and be a mix breed. Pure breed often times have health issues. And, I'd like it to be older, or get two dogs (one puppy and one older). Older dogs are often times less desirable by families. I'd want to give that dog affection and a permanent home that it should have. Those are my lenient

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Look on the bright side, puppies are adorable! Maybe you could "thank" her by giving her something too. A dinner date to set the mood?

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@17 - Maybe try commenting with some substance before you critique; go ahead, I'll wait for your amazing word play to floor me.

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I'm scared of dogs, so I wouldn't be happy getting a new puppy. Maybe a kitten, but getting a pet is still a big decision and requires discussion.

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Depends on the puppy. I would hate coming home to a little ankle biter who doesn't get bigger then a cat. But that's just personal preference.

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@4: Agreed. I would normally say OP deserves it for not appreciating his wife's thoughtfulness, but with that attitude he doesn't deserve the small fluffy ball of unconditional love that is a puppy.

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I've always wanted a dog, but my sister is scared so we are not allowed! I wish that I could've surprised like that! Why the fuck is this even and FML? It should an LML (love my life)

Dude puppies are adorable take it and be happy.. You can have sex any time later your wife isn't going anywhere

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