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By dwood08 / Friday 7 November 2014 01:55 / United States - New York
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  may14th  |  26

not when you're allergic as I am!!

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  chlorinegreen  |  27

I don't know. I just got a puppy in the last year and if I came home to a puppy I would be kind like... What the hell did you just do?? Lol I don't think I could do the puppy thing so soon. Though I love my Oakley! Let's just do it instead of get a puppy.

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  tygerarmy  |  35

@92, since both sex with someone you are married too, and getting a puppy are free* I'd rather surprise sex. If I got a puppy, I want some say into picking it. *Some terms and conditions apply. Consent should be used for both. Pets should be acquired at local shelter.

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  Just_A_Tree  |  20

I would love it if I had a say in the type of dog, and where it came from. Little ankle biting yip dogs are irritating, I like bigger dogs and medium ones are okay too. And I'd like it to come from the shelter, and be a mix breed. Pure breed often times have health issues. And, I'd like it to be older, or get two dogs (one puppy and one older). Older dogs are often times less desirable by families. I'd want to give that dog affection and a permanent home that it should have. Those are my lenient personal preferences.

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  drmisin  |  5

what? sex is definitely better. Puppies you have to feed, take out, and spend lots of money on......wait....damn.

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  _taco_cat_  |  20

#13 that is a terrible try at a pun

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  Demon_of_Light  |  26

@4: Agreed. I would normally say OP deserves it for not appreciating his wife's thoughtfulness, but with that attitude he doesn't deserve the small fluffy ball of unconditional love that is a puppy.

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I've always wanted a dog, but my sister is scared so we are not allowed! I wish that I could've surprised like that! Why the fuck is this even and FML? It should an LML (love my life)

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