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By FlorenceD / Sunday 12 August 2012 04:34 / United States - Dallas
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I understand your point, however I beg to differ that anyone should deprive themselves of bacon. Bacon is (and I can't emphasize this enough) perhaps the most amazing thing ever!! If I could no longer have bacon I would cease to care about living. I feel that cake would be a less painful food to give up.

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21 - A weight issue is not implied at all. It's an FML about a woman feeling silly after thinking her pants were going to murder her. I may be paraphrasing a bit.

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I'm only 100 pounds but I have pretty thick thighs due to genetics. They rub together when I walk. Being overweight has nothing to do with this FML... Actually I think the same thing happened to me... :O

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49- I was considering thumbing up your comment until i got to 'your a big bitch.' not only is it 'you're', you are also implying that being fat is synonymous with 'bitch' And for the record, my thighs do it and I'm a size 6 (US 2 I think...) '

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Thanks to Canadians you have. Bacon ;) And yes there is nothing in this fml that states this girl is fat I am 167pounds and my jeans still make those crazy noises As u can c from my pic I am not fat

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yomamaOo - I can see you're new here, so I'll be nice. No, this isn't English class, asshole. But if you're going to go after some random person on the Internet for possibly being overweight, then I'm going to go after you for being an idiot and not understanding basic grammar and punctuation. See how that works? Intelligent people use mistakes as learning opportunities. Morons use excuses. Which did you use?

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#11, there should be a comma after "weight," and it's "Fatty McFat," although I prefer the variant, "Fatty McFatfat." And, yes, this is English class!

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26 - Really? Well my thighs are touching THIS VERY MOMENT as I write this FML. I weigh less than 100 lbs. Now go back to Kindergarden where they teach you many things. Like how to not be an arsehole.

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My thighs touch and I'm in good shape. I run two miles every other day and play softball. I just have muscled thighs, which makes them big. Maybe you wrote this because the same thing happened to you, but on you it was fat, so now you're taking it out on other people.

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