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SammySteel
| 6
It could have been the Slenderman.
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alexh15
| 13
There seems to be some friction in your life...
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hwkfan1
| 10
Try some looser jeans?
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acidkitten
| 12
won't make any difference if it's the thighs causing them to rub together
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hwkfan1
| 10
Yeah sorry haha. First comment rush got to me :D
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acidkitten
| 12
no worries dude :P
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perdix
| 29
Yay! Someone used the word "looser" correctly!
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ebonyirony
| 29
I think loose fitting jeans might make it worse.
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Bluekaren16
| 19
Lose - the opposite of win. Loose - your mom.
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FMLJFL
| 5
Just lose some weight and stop complaining on FML about it.
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SammySteel
| 6
It could have been the Slenderman.
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NiiTeH
| 7
Honey turn on the lights!
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TheArchAngel
| 8
Thanks for giving me nightmares guys.
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coughyochick
| 7
NO NO MORE. End that man for gods sake!!!
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MCRaddict15
| 15
I scare myself to death over tiny things too, OP. Be glad there wasnt actually someone behind you (:
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alexh15
| 13
There seems to be some friction in your life...
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Ecstasyyy
| 3
Another solution could be less bacon and a bit more jogging. But hey, at least your little stair marathon could be a start :D
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pcentral
| 17
I understand your point, however I beg to differ that anyone should deprive themselves of bacon. Bacon is (and I can't emphasize this enough) perhaps the most amazing thing ever!! If I could no longer have bacon I would cease to care about living. I feel that cake would be a less painful food to give up.
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Ecstasyyy
| 3
I understand your point too, but I only implied to have *less bacon. I also cannot deny my absolutely crazy love for bacon, the greasy god of all meats, in my opinion.
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pcentral
| 17
My mistake, I got distracted by my emotions, imagining a bacon-less world. It was the horror of that thought that overcame me.
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irateyou
| 9
Some people's bodies are just built that way. OP could be a healthy weight.
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Ecstasyyy
| 3
^ That's understandable, but implying that OP posted this FML, it seems like they aren't happy with their weight.
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Baustigt
| 40
21 - A weight issue is not implied at all. It's an FML about a woman feeling silly after thinking her pants were going to murder her.
I may be paraphrasing a bit.
I may be paraphrasing a bit.
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nictransitglory
| 4
Dunno why everyone is giving 9 such a hard time. I +1 her comment. And as far as it not being implied that OP is bigger, if your thighs are making so much noise you think someone is chasing you, your a big bitch. Those that disagree are lying to themselves and in the same boat as OP.
On another note, not eating bacon is the ultimate punishment, try just cutting junk food first :)
On another note, not eating bacon is the ultimate punishment, try just cutting junk food first :)
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Pelvispresley
| 8
I'm a normal weight and even when I was underweight my jeans rubbed together.
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SammyS2012
| 21
I'm only 100 pounds but I have pretty thick thighs due to genetics. They rub together when I walk. Being overweight has nothing to do with this FML...
Actually I think the same thing happened to me... :O
Actually I think the same thing happened to me... :O
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beatlegirl27
| 20
STFU
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acidkitten
| 12
49- I was considering thumbing up your comment until i got to 'your a big bitch.'
not only is it 'you're', you are also implying that being fat is synonymous with 'bitch'
And for the record, my thighs do it and I'm a size 6 (US 2 I think...)
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not only is it 'you're', you are also implying that being fat is synonymous with 'bitch'
And for the record, my thighs do it and I'm a size 6 (US 2 I think...)
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iceman420son
| 7
Thanks to Canadians you have. Bacon ;)
And yes there is nothing in this fml that states this girl is fat
I am 167pounds and my jeans still make those crazy noises
As u can c from my pic I am not fat
And yes there is nothing in this fml that states this girl is fat
I am 167pounds and my jeans still make those crazy noises
As u can c from my pic I am not fat
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Enslaved
| 36
Be careful! If they were corduroy jeans, you could start a fire between your legs.:P
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angelfishey
| 3
Fire crotch
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yomamaOo
| 2
Loose weight fattyMCfat
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DocBastard
| 38
Learn the difference between "lose" and "loose", Dumbass McAssface.
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acidkitten
| 12
having your thighs rub together doesn't necessarily mean someone is fat
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CombatMayhem
| 5
Yes it does. If you aren't fat, your thighs do t touch. If they do, get your fat ass on a treadmill.
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yomamaOo
| 2
Shut up this ain't English class
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zandalee
| 19
26- Nope. Negative. Not correct.
Your first comment failed.
Your first comment failed.
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Baustigt
| 40
Oh, Doc, he told you to shut up. How will you recover?
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DocBastard
| 38
yomamaOo - I can see you're new here, so I'll be nice.
No, this isn't English class, asshole. But if you're going to go after some random person on the Internet for possibly being overweight, then I'm going to go after you for being an idiot and not understanding basic grammar and punctuation. See how that works?
Intelligent people use mistakes as learning opportunities. Morons use excuses. Which did you use?
No, this isn't English class, asshole. But if you're going to go after some random person on the Internet for possibly being overweight, then I'm going to go after you for being an idiot and not understanding basic grammar and punctuation. See how that works?
Intelligent people use mistakes as learning opportunities. Morons use excuses. Which did you use?
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perdix
| 29
#11, there should be a comma after "weight," and it's "Fatty McFat," although I prefer the variant, "Fatty McFatfat."
And, yes, this is English class!
And, yes, this is English class!
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TheArchAngel
| 8
26 - Really? Well my thighs are touching THIS VERY MOMENT as I write this FML. I weigh less than 100 lbs.
Now go back to Kindergarden where they teach you many things. Like how to not be an arsehole.
Now go back to Kindergarden where they teach you many things. Like how to not be an arsehole.
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peve3
| 12
My thighs touch and I'm in good shape. I run two miles every other day and play softball. I just have muscled thighs, which makes them big.
Maybe you wrote this because the same thing happened to you, but on you it was fat, so now you're taking it out on other people.
Maybe you wrote this because the same thing happened to you, but on you it was fat, so now you're taking it out on other people.
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With_Love929
| 3
66- you're 17 and UNDER 100lbs?! D:
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With_Love929
| 3
Not 66 - @38 i'm sorry, i got confused.
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Pelvispresley
| 8
My thighs rub and I'm 5'6 and 120 lbs... You callin me fat?
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pcentral
| 17
Sounds like someone needs to go to a gym...
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motocommradios
| 6
You think so?
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Baustigt
| 40
And while you're so distracted listening to your pants, you fail to notice your old pal Ghostface waiting at the top of the stairs.
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zandalee
| 19
...with an axe.
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Baustigt
| 40
Ghostface killed with a hunting knife. You must be thinking of that lesser-known Woodsboro killer, Lumberjack Bill.
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zaynismylove
| 2
it happens
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