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Today, I realized my boyfriend uses sex as a way to get me to stop talking. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12672) - you deserved it (28381)

On 07/14/2012 at 7:15am - intimacy - by zstarr - United States (Georgia)

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"And then Danielle actually had the cheek to call me a bitch in front of the whole salon whilst having my hair conditioned and..."

That's nice, bend over baby.

#8 - On 07/14/2012 at 10:15am by ollie179

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Stop talking

#1 - On 07/14/2012 at 10:12am by bubba1177

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