Effective

By zstarr - 14/07/2012 11:15 - United States - Rome

Spicy
Today, I realized my boyfriend uses sex as a way to get me to stop talking. FML
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ollie179 21

"And then Danielle actually had the cheek to call me a bitch in front of the whole salon whilst having my hair conditioned and..." That's nice, bend over baby.

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rcgirl2 11

Well stop talking so much.

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AlexM42 5

Yeah, won't lie I've done it too... Can't really see why this is an fml though

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challan 19

he's doing something right if it's working!

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AznSamoan52 10

Why complain? You're getting free sex. ;)

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Ceejay1 13

Sounds like it benefits both of you.

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navymansgirl 7

don't all men do that ? lol

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Unbweavable 17

Is that really a bad thing?

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TheNewGuy03 28

Sounds like a win-win situation to me ... you certainly don't have to worry about the guy flapping his gums after a successful nut. And for you, if it's really good, then you can just lie there and bask in the glory of your fresh ******. :]

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