Effective

By zstarr - 14/07/2012 11:15 - United States - Rome

Spicy
Today, I realized my boyfriend uses sex as a way to get me to stop talking. FML
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ollie179 21

"And then Danielle actually had the cheek to call me a bitch in front of the whole salon whilst having my hair conditioned and..." That's nice, bend over baby.

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xmaximusx 12

Works wonders stops them from bitching completely for 30 minutes i timed it a few time

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animal50199 10

I dont think I've ever heard that one before.....

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grannygruber 6

So you are referring to oral sex then, good for him!

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linkinpark98 23

At least he didn't tell you to shut the **** up to your face. Just take the sex as a favor in return for not talking. Hey, if you become a mime, you'd be getting laid everyday.

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JTtheTall 0

If you wanna keep him dont talk while having sex with him.

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Albarufus 13

Then you can have sex whenever you want? Win!

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jajababa 3

My boyfriend try's to do the sane thing

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