Today, my boyfriend and I went on a Snowshoeing date. I felt...

By kanmcdan - 22/04/2019 00:00

Today, my boyfriend and I went on a Snowshoeing date. I felt sick and suggested we turn back. He said I could wait in the car and continued on the date alone. He was gone for hours, while I was stuck alone in a national park with no cell reception, food, or water. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2023 10:00 - Australia

Today, I went on a hiking date with my significant other. Trying to be adventurous and assertive, I suggested we take a shortcut through the woods. We got hopelessly lost and ended up spending the night in a deserted ranger station. Turns out, my idea of adventure is not quite as romantic as it sounds. FML

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By kippis05 - 17/02/2010 05:03 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were waiting for the bus. The weather had been cold and snowy recently, and I realized I'd forgotten my transit card. She nonetheless got on the bus without me. I had to walk it alone in the snow. FML

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By lkvetched - 30/08/2016 17:23 - United States - Palestine

Today, I got food poisoning in the middle of the wilderness while hiking in a state park with my husband. I had to tend to nature several times before we reached our car. The only supplies I had was a bottle of water and a laminated trail map. It was part of an anniversary trip. How romantic. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2024 00:00 - Switzerland

Today, I walked 30 minutes with my new boyfriend from my chalet to the local supermarket, cutting through the woods. It was dark, but the moon shone bright and we had torches. He was so scared, he startled at every noise and even cried. When we got to town, he dumped me, and left on the next train. FML

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By pabj208 - 22/12/2015 16:53 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend dumped me during what was supposed to be a romantic getaway at a remote log cabin. FML

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By peacechick25 - 02/01/2011 09:36 - United States

Today, as a finisher to a date with my girlfriend we decided to park behind the school and mess around. As we were pulling into a dark shaded spot, she drove straight into a snow bank. We spent the rest of our time together trying to dig the car out. FML

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By sleeping on the floor - 27/01/2015 01:47 - United States - Fairfield

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. It wasn't until the huge fight which ended with us breaking up did I realize that I was snowed in with him. One day down, two to go. FML

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Where are you?

By howard1954 - 27/10/2020 17:02

Today, my boyfriend convinced me to take him 30 minutes away to meet his friends so he could go fishing, adding that they wouldn't be gone all night. I dropped him off 13 hours ago, and he doesn't have a phone. FML

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Gasp

By cold - 15/02/2017 10:00 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I canceled all my plans because my boyfriend wanted to go on a date. He didn't mean with me. FML

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Say hello, wave goodbye

By Anonymous - 11/07/2009 18:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend wanted to take me to a movie after days of not seeing me. This long-awaited date involved me paying for food and my movie ticket when he ran out of cash again. He then dumped me as we left the theater walking to his car. Yes, I financed my own breakup date. FML

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riley873 21

Monday 22 April 2019 0:03

You mean EX-boyfriend

Thecatisweakable Coco 11

Monday 22 April 2019 1:14

please break up with that ********. you deserved better. that is all. best of luck.

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riley873 21

Monday 22 April 2019 0:03

You mean EX-boyfriend

Thecatisweakable Coco 11

Monday 22 April 2019 1:14

please break up with that ********. you deserved better. that is all. best of luck.

Dave_Davington 33

Monday 22 April 2019 1:29

How do you know? She could molest poodles for all you know.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 22 April 2019 4:19

There’s no need for that. He’ll probably dump her for being a stick in the mud.

aerith105 14

Monday 22 April 2019 5:20

she was sick. I don't think that qualifies as being a stick in the mud

alycion 38

Monday 22 April 2019 11:46

Should have taken the car home and let him hitch back with his friends. Or at least to some place comfortable if you wanted to wait vs possible car theft charges.

Jared Robinson 7

Monday 22 April 2019 14:07

Sounds like you should not have gone in the first place.

tounces7 27

Monday 22 April 2019 15:48

Now you know how much he cares about you. Aka, "Not at all" in case that wasn't clear enough.

KittyMack 13

Tuesday 23 April 2019 20:06

I'm so curious what his thought process was! Did he think she was faking to ruin his plans & he was determined to have a good time in spite of it? Imagine being so narcissistic you twist someone else's illness into an attack on you. Or maybe he's got a pathological compulsion to finish what he starts, no matter what. Maybe there's nothing really wrong with him except selfishness. Whatever his deal is, hopefully he's now the ex-BF.