Effective

By zstarr - 14/07/2012 11:15 - United States - Rome

Spicy
Today, I realized my boyfriend uses sex as a way to get me to stop talking. FML
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ollie179 21

"And then Danielle actually had the cheek to call me a bitch in front of the whole salon whilst having my hair conditioned and..." That's nice, bend over baby.

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surrounded_fml 6

Well either close your legs or close your mouth... The choice is yours

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fbear10 5

That sucks ! Well, atleasst you both have something to be happy about!?!? Give him the silent treatment , see how he likes it when your quiet :)

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scottsteiner 1

if you're a hot chich i'd do you everytime i have a chance too:-P

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KiddNYC1O 20

Is that why they call you Big Poppa Pump?

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Enslaved 36

Mine tries to stop me from talking by shoving things in my mouth. Marshmallows!(:

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mercsl65 7

if you like sexual intercourse I think you found the golden ticket

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fordneagles 34

Well if you don't want the sex, stop talking so much... Seems logical. Or you could dump him, but you're getting sex, that's more than a lot of other people in relationships are getting.

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hnz 13

At least you don't have your little brother wrestling on top of you guys

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Hamo 5

I bet he loves the sound you make when you stop talking.

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