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Today, I watched my boyfriend have a full on conversation with his penis. He also talks to his penis nicer than he talks to me. FML


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On 05/05/2012 at 1:42am - intimacy - by CALIdime_15 - United States

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What a dick!

#1 - On 05/05/2012 at 6:22am by cinnamonbuns69

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Don't take it to heart. Maybe he and dicks just have more in common.

#4 - On 05/05/2012 at 6:31am by itssosparkly

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