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Today, my boyfriend and I were making love for the first time, when out of nowhere my cat meowed from the doorway. My boyfriend sighed, pulled out, and exasperatedly called me a selfish bitch for not having put my cat outside. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32688) - you deserved it (5183)

On 05/02/2012 at 6:06pm - intimacy - by S12Sophia (woman) - France

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If that's all it takes to break his concentration he has a lot of disappointment heading his way for the future, what an ass

#1 - On 05/02/2012 at 7:18pm by Airman1988

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Pretty sure thats what you call "pussy problems".

#2 - On 05/02/2012 at 7:18pm by whyusofat

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