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Today, while my mom was driving me to work, we drove past a lake with an old wooden dock. She stopped the car, pointed and said, "Some guy fucked me right there. I got a splinter in my butt, though, so we finished in his car." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36260) - you deserved it (2794)

On 04/10/2012 at 1:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

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That's when you ask her politely to stop the car. Then you get out and jump off the dock.

Seriously, if parents don't want to hear about their kids' sexual exploits, they shouldn't share their own. Especially one where mom gets poked in the ass.

#2 - On 04/10/2012 at 4:32pm by DocBastard

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Oh that's lovely.

#1 - On 04/10/2012 at 4:31pm by ilovefall10

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