By Anonymous - 10/04/2012 17:47 - United States

Spicy
Today, while my mom was driving me to work, we drove past a lake with an old wooden dock. She stopped the car, pointed and said, "Some guy fucked me right there. I got a splinter in my butt, though, so we finished in his car." FML
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DocBastard 38

That's when you ask her politely to stop the car. Then you get out and jump off the dock. Seriously, if parents don't want to hear about their kids' sexual exploits, they shouldn't share their own. Especially one where mom gets poked in the ass.

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NumberOCD 2

Well, at least she takes wood in the ass.

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linkinpark98 23

I just got the most horrifying image in my head while reading this… Welp, who needs sleep anyway? *shiver*

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Deeg12alh 3

FYL because your mom drives you to work.

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misterhipster 4

That's disgusting. My mom doesn't even tell me how many guys she has slept with, let alone where they made love,

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phatdaddy62 23

Love? That sounded like good old nasty *******!

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warwolf57 0

Should have said "O wait...you too?"

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DeviantBreeder 7

And that, my little jetty rat, is the story of your conception.

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krewer21 1

Get your license, then a car... Drive yourself!

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dansco 24

And 9 months later you were born, Woody lol

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