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By diggingaplotforone / Saturday 11 August 2012 23:47 / United States
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26- If you call the police saying you are have reason to believe there's been a murder, I'm pretty sure they'll come. There's really no convincing involved.

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Well I sort of assumed that the neighbor would call the police stating that OP is digging up school children he murdered a year ago (for some unbeknownst reason) And that his only proof is a confession (one where the sarcasm is misunderstood). I guess I just assumed he was an idiot. But you're right he could have just said he suspected a murder.

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Considering some of these early responses, some people either can't or don't read the comments.

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124- No problem dude. I understand where you're coming from with that. Just for future reference, a confession from the murderer is all the proof the cops need to make an arrest. Just letting you know.

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188 That's good and all, but OP's neighbor is neither the police, nor more credible than OP. Ever heard of "It's your word against mine"?

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53- well, thanks for that consolation. I think it's safe to come back out from under my rock now. *gets hit by a bus*

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Who cares its his backyard. Do you really think he would tell his neighbor he was digging up school kids if he really did bury them there last year?

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I've always though of the front yard when someone says "lawn". If it was their backyard I would think they'd just call it a backyard.

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181, I figured the name was just a pun not so much an insight into the reason he was in the yard. And I had a legit question. He clearly wasn't gardening if it was enough for the neighbors to get all nosey.

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At first I thought it was rather harsh of OP to call his neighbor that.. Then I finished reading the FML.

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Actually, it's hard to burn a body and acid is too slow. I prefer to pour a sack full of flesh eating beetles on the bodys and when only bones remain, I crush them and use it as fertilizer. That way the poor kids get a second life!

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6 - I could never do something like that for the guilt and fear of getting caught. Yes, indeed I am a "pussy". Have you checked my profile picture?

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It's weird, because I would've given the exact same sentence OP said, and now I'm worrying about the extent of my sarcasm.

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91, just to fuck with the crazy neighbor, I would have said something along the same lines, followed by a wink. It throws them off :-).

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Hey, I've seen worse. Like a nether portal opening in my backyard releasing archaic demons into the world. But you don't see me snitching to the 5-0, do you?

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19, that just seems exciting! Have any pictures? ;-) (For the people who can't sense sarcasm, I'm being sarcastic.)

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So let me try to make sense of this... you were burying sheep in your lawn, while American Idol judges watched you? I'm not even going to try to go any further... *facedesk*

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I think he was trying to make a joke that only sheep watch American Idol, and so the American Idol judges came to protect their sheep viewers. Sorry, man. I don't think comedy is your strength.

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