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By Anonymous / Tuesday 10 April 2012 17:47 / United States
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By  DocBastard  |  47

That's when you ask her politely to stop the car. Then you get out and jump off the dock. Seriously, if parents don't want to hear about their kids' sexual exploits, they shouldn't share their own. Especially one where mom gets poked in the ass.

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  xoconnie  |  43

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By  DocBastard  |  47

That's when you ask her politely to stop the car. Then you get out and jump off the dock. Seriously, if parents don't want to hear about their kids' sexual exploits, they shouldn't share their own. Especially one where mom gets poked in the ass.

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  firsties  |  47

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  onealmxwilson  |  47

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  shrinkydinks  |  47

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  madskittlesftw  |  47

Whoa man just take it easy! I agree with him, no where does it say OP's mom started driving again, so why should OP bother with asking her to stop the car? Stop flaming so hard and being a thumbs up whore and think about the question next time. Just so you don't look like such a jackass next time.

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  onealmxwilson  |  47

How about you do us all a favor and stop bitching. I was simply pointing something out and meant it jokingly, not to lash out at Doc as you have felt it necessary to do to me.

By  Ivette88  |  13

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  ycrem0n  |  39

But the image will remain in the mind, forever and ever. The romance and intense passion, the animal lust between two people in an old wooden dock, will stay in OP's mind, will haunt OP's dreams, always.

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  DocBastard  |  10

Is this supposed to be your impression of mom on the dock? I think it was more like this: Ooh! OOOH! Oh oh OH! Oooooh OW! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT IN MY ASS?

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I think she's implying that the guy may have been lacking. OP's mom: "Ouch, it feels like got a splinter in my ass." Guy: "That's weird, I don't see one." OP's mom: "Oh, never mind." *Whistles*

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  SweetlyPsycho  |  26

A mom that explains her sex life and shows you the exact spot where she did it, is a fun mom? What has this world become? Last time I checked, most kids wouldn't consider this a fun moment nor would they consider their mom fun after this experience! ((but I mean if you like hearing that from your parents then...ok))

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