By Anonymous - 10/04/2012 17:47 - United States

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Today, while my mom was driving me to work, we drove past a lake with an old wooden dock. She stopped the car, pointed and said, "Some guy fucked me right there. I got a splinter in my butt, though, so we finished in his car." FML
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DocBastard 38

That's when you ask her politely to stop the car. Then you get out and jump off the dock. Seriously, if parents don't want to hear about their kids' sexual exploits, they shouldn't share their own. Especially one where mom gets poked in the ass.

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Tori_iheartu 7

Haha nice she must have a lot more to tell about that guy (;

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honaizer 0

Thats just plain weird why would ur mom tell u that i would be like to much imformation

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gothiccandy 9

And I would be like, please, take an English class and learn proper grammar.

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mzsammy81g 1

Ur mothers a *****.

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mandypandypants 4

Your mom and my mom should be best friends. My mom told me that she doesn't mind when my stepdad goes out of town because she knows she's gonna get off with or without him and showed me her vibrator. ..........Worst day of my life.

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RedPillSucks 31

It really could have been worse. She could have pointed out who she gets off with when your step dad is out of town.

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madskittlesftw 5

Whoa man just take it easy! I agree with him OP already said the car was stopped so why bother asking? No where does it say she started driving again. Stop flaming so hard and think about it before you start raging at people. It makes you look like a jackass and an idiot.

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