By Anonymous - 10/04/2012 17:47 - United States

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Today, while my mom was driving me to work, we drove past a lake with an old wooden dock. She stopped the car, pointed and said, "Some guy fucked me right there. I got a splinter in my butt, though, so we finished in his car." FML
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DocBastard 38

That's when you ask her politely to stop the car. Then you get out and jump off the dock. Seriously, if parents don't want to hear about their kids' sexual exploits, they shouldn't share their own. Especially one where mom gets poked in the ass.

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muffinstump 0

My mom would of said something like that.....

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ice723 5

maybe she wanted you to relive the moment with you

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ElricMustang 23

She said "some guy". Doesn't even remember his name?

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swimmer3141 10

Maybe the OP didn't want to put the name on the internet.

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chels1994 11

Bonding the wrong way

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ryanebk 7

This screams trailer trash family 100 % hahaha

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chels1994 11

^ This screams generalizing moron 100% hahaha -_- not all families living in trailers are trashy...

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molliepop19 5

This goes to show the closed mindedness some people have and the stereotypes society forms.

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ZippandButtons 7

You tell him, Gandhi! Now quit preachin' and make fun of this poor, tortured soul's life like the rest of us, damn it.

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jagsville 8

Wtf I was at that bridge too. Great times

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