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Today, I was sitting in traffic for about an hour. I've heard stories about people doing the dirty in their cars and I never do anything risky so I thought, why not, I'll be here a while, no one can see me: I'll masturbate. Midway through I hear a tap on my driver's window. Its a police officer. FML
How in the world did you think nobody would see you?? Doesn't your car have windows like the rest of us?
lmao, shoulda told him that it itched, you were just scratching. Or ask if he wanted to join in.
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Friday 24 October 2014