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Today, I was sitting in traffic for about an hour. I've heard stories about people doing the dirty in their cars and I never do anything risky so I thought, why not, I'll be here a while, no one can see me: I'll masturbate. Midway through I hear a tap on my driver's window. Its a police officer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27983) - you deserved it (138179)

On 03/03/2009 at 1:29am - intimacy - by imanidiot (man) - United States (Ohio)

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How in the world did you think nobody would see you?? Doesn't your car have windows like the rest of us?

#1 - On 03/03/2009 at 10:02am by imversatile

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lmao, shoulda told him that it itched, you were just scratching. Or ask if he wanted to join in.

#3 - On 03/03/2009 at 10:12am by Sora

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