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Today, I was sitting in traffic for about an hour. I've heard stories about people doing the dirty in their cars and I never do anything risky so I thought, why not, I'll be here a while, no one can see me: I'll masturbate. Midway through I hear a tap on my driver's window. Its a police officer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20974) - you deserved it (103561)

On 03/03/2009 at 1:29am - intimacy - by imanidiot (man) - United States (Ohio)

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