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By Anonymous / Thursday 20 August 2015 17:25 / United States - Houston
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  tantanpanda  |  26

State troopers are assholes in Texas, or maybe cops in most areas are lenient. They will stop you if you're even 1mph over the speed limit. In Houston, you can go 9mph above the speed limit and they won't do anything.

By  ninjamadi  |  16

That's when you get out of the car and squat or un zip (doesn't say what OP is) and piss there beside your car. bet he'd believe you then

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Buahahahaha, that's terrible #14!! But so funny ahaha. "No worries. You'll end up with a bullet to the knee before getting a ticket." On a serious and sad note, that's very very possible nowadays...

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  KaidensCrow  |  18

indecent exposure is a nice fat go straight to jail card, do not pass go. do not collect $200. in some places he'd probably get hit with extra charges just for the he'll of it.

By  QQMorePlox  |  18

Cops can be such assholes, it's like they're not even human sometimes. Sorry OP.

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  pooldude  |  24

People who generalise a whole community of people, based on actions of a few can be such an asshole, don't you think? And no i am not even remotely related to any cop

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