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Today, I was posing in front of the mirror, when I realized that everyone who looks at me can easily tell which arm I use to masturbate. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9375) - you deserved it (32586)

On 02/24/2012 at 2:18pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

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Well. Use your other arm, problem solved.

#2 - On 02/24/2012 at 7:45pm by bnutts

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Wow..if you can actually see a difference it's time to get a girlfriend or at least a hobby..

#4 - On 02/24/2012 at 7:45pm by kcTheGreat

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