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Today, after a hard day on the wards as a trainee doctor, I went home and started getting frisky with my girlfriend. All I could think about was the anatomical names for what I was touching and doing. I felt physically sick. FML


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On 01/13/2012 at 5:47am - intimacy - by doctorsandnurses (man) - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

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"I want to lick your labia minora."

That's not so bad, OP.

#5 - On 01/13/2012 at 10:06am by drawmesunshine

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There's no need for you to use your hypoglossal nerve in lingually palpating her clitoris. If she digitally stimulates your frenulum of prepuce, you're going to get into trouble. Just ignore her nipple-areola complex and concentrate on your textbook, junior.

#53 - On 01/13/2012 at 11:58am by DocBastard

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