By Anonymous - 02/01/2012 17:30 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job when she started crying. Despite my pleas for her to stop and attempts to comfort her, she insisted that she continue. I feel like a monster. FML
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Same thing different taste

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You're a monster. A beautiful monster. Probably why she insisted that she continues.

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Well if your load lands in her eyes, she'd have a different thing to cry about.

It's totally his fault, obviously his privates weren't appealing enough.. that's what bows and strings are for, make it look like a gift. No one cries when they get gifts, unless it's some slimy droopy penis... .. I'm sorry OP, not even bows and strings would've helped you here

It's tradition. First handie of the New Year, the girl has to be bawling her eyes out or you'll both have bad luck for the rest of 2012.

eyeIoveyou 4

you should have pushed her off of you if he didn't listen. wouldn't you grow limp in her grasp with all of the crying and sniffling? that isn't really a turn on, unless you're into kinky stuff. lol.

Actually he got raped by the hand as he told her to stop :/

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You're silly. Of course they can be considered rape victims. They can get raped.

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NikkiFlysKites 8

Actually, 148, I remember looking at the definition of "rape" quite a few years back, and what 142 said was the exact definition I'd read. Just because it's different in another dictionary or has been changed since doesn't mean it wasn't, at some point, true.

Rikki27 5

So, if a Male gets Molested by another man by force... It's not rape? Doesn't make sense to me... The dictionary definition may just be a general statement but let's be serious

xxJonaKillsxx 8

It's all double standards. Apparently being a guy means you want sex all the time, no matter who it's from.

130, I'm going to Try assuming you Thought that the Word of the Law, once long ago, may have said Something similar to that, because it Almost sounded like you don't think a man having sexual contact Forced on him by any gender, is rape. I mean, you don't Really think that, right? :(

Well, everyone, 142 and Spaerro have gone ahead and agreed to show us the definition of "dumbass" rather than that of "rape". rape is a forced sexual act. That's it.

I gave your comment a thumbs up since every damn person on here thumbs down everything. THIS ISN'T A THERAPY WEBSITE PEOPLE.

I'm laughing at the girls on here trying to defend rape as something that only happens to them. "No!! You can't have our tragic, life-changing event! We want to be the only people who can be raped!!" Y'all ever heard of getting raped in prison? Federal Pen isn't coed ladies. Dropping the soap refers to two men. Sorry to burst your stupid, naive, misinformed bubble.

guys can get raped too. not all girls think alike, shit.

130- there was a story I read about in India a couple weeks ago, 3-4 women ambushed a waiter and raped him (forced themselves onto him). When he was finally found, his penis was so messed up, it wouldn't do him any good. If a woman can overtake a man, there's little to nothing that can stop us from getting a hard on.

Legal and dictionary definitions aren't identical. Law is interpreted different ways in different places. It's a fact that anyone could be victimized by rape. Men can be raped by women and men, and the same is true for women victims.

I hope everyone who thinks only women can be raped is now educated. you think those boys weren't raped by those catholic priests?Let's look out for everybody's human rights.

Ensanity 5

So you REMEMBER from a few years back? Stop siding with someone and go read the actual definition, asshole.

Alymc13 0

Let me guess. U looked up that definition online? If so u both are morons and 148 is right. But just to clear this up... I work in a rape rehabilitation center for victims counseling them and although it IS rare. There are documented cases of men being raped. And yes, even by women.

Ya men can get raped anyone hear of the salon owner beating up the guy that tried to rob her store then kept in in the back room tied up for days and forced him to do sexual things... If that isn't rape I don't know what is and a woman did it to him lol and yes in court it was considered rape

Well apparently it's WRONG! You should try looking at the real answers. Men can get raped too. You really don't know your words.

@204: Heard of the story, but it was fake. Just the part that he was tied back there for weeks and only fed Viagra as food should have been a red flag that the story was concocted (like many of the FMLs we read here :P).

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Skyanne 11

You're an idiot. Rape is rape, regardless of the victim of the offender's gender.

Ckrius 7

In response to all the fighting according to the rape prevention program rape in 2011 is defined as, "Unwanted or forced penetration or sodomization of any kind." As in either gender. As quoted from the brochures they hand out.

eviannastorm 4

Haha I totally read that on epicfail.com

Maxcold 2

Here's an idea. Shut your mouth.

Even I know that's not true... I'm only 13

Then it would be molestation dumb ass.

CYRAN0 1

Yes he is. Especially in Missouri

CYRAN0 1

In a state in the midwest there are laws and policies. then there are state employees that can believe anything they want. and that is HE is ALWAYS the anal sphincter and SHE is ALWAYS the angelic vic

False, unwanted entry into a bodily orifice

xxDefiantxx 0

142, the definition kf.rape is to force ANYONE to preform sexual acts against there will

mariah_1_11 22

When I went to college we had to go through this whole rape crap. Apparently rape is "penetration" so that means basically guys can really only be raped by other men. We had a long discussion on why it's practically impossible for a woman to rape a man. I think that's what a lot of the confusion comes from. Both men and women can be rape victims, but only men are rapists. Ops girlfriend molested him. Okay lesson over, carry on.

There's a term out there called "made to penetrate" and cases like that happen alot more often than it seems women can be rapists too. Over half of the men questioned refused to talk about it but did admit that they were "made to penetrate".

What the hell is S&M&P? How many weird fetishes are around these days?

nesha1198 0

Yeah doesn't that suck when you accidentally rape someone?

S, M, and P? Umm... maybe it stands for Suck My Penis?

Alexunited1212 2
ddssuperstar 0

Pudding must smell C-c-c-combo breaker :D

Randuhh_17 4

Steroid Mini Penis That's where I fixed your combo breaker

Do I need to repeat myself? Stay Muzzled, People!

Oh no! I've started a chain reaction! They said it would happen but I didn't listen.. :S

It sounds like she raped herself with your dick

bobbycorwen 5

He could of told her to stop crying, but not to stop doing the deed. It wasn't specified.

I am tired of the FMLs where someone gets lucky. If you are having sex then your life is better than mine so stop complaining.

bobbycorwen 5
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BeaterOfTheDrums 15

Or start crying yourself and turn the tables. Then she may feel obligated to turn that handy j into a blowing type job of some sorts.

uprising_fml 0

6, you're a dick. that is all.

csmith10100 4

ur an ass if u would do something like that

It seems like a bittersweet situation....

Cant wait to hear what she does during a *******...

Chokes and ends up in an ambulance. Feel like a monster now, OP?

This comment was stupid, and for that I apologize.

takeapieandrun 9

39 - Just stop. If the 30 downvotes on your other comment are any indication, no one thinks your comments are funny...

Too small? WTF I would have lost my hard-on if that was me!

I agree lmao it woulda gone from sex mode to careing mode

*crying girlfriend* I just wanted to make you happy! Why don't you think I'm sexy??

Don't feel like that! It was her choice! C: