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Years ago, I was adrift at sea, all I had were my beloved animal crackers. I... had to eat them to survive. Every last one. The memories still haunt me. So I drink to dull my anguish.

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Years ago, I was adrift at sea, all I had were my beloved animal crackers. I... had to eat them to survive. Every last one. The memories still haunt me. So I drink to dull my anguish.

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All I'm saying is that it involved two animal crackers being placed in a position that may or may not have been misunderstood.... DON'T JUDGE ME !!!

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Thank you for the inspirational words. I'm joining AA tomorrow. I'm gonna make them crackas proud. *Please do not interpret that as a racial slur*

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To avoid the situation of current, you should have invited him to join you. The reason he told everyone, if that is how the mocking started, was because he was upset you didn't share. Sharing is caring. Remember to smile.jpg.

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No don't drowned them!!! Unless u get the sea aminal crackers like with wales and dolphins :D

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"Today, while I was in the break room at work, one of my coworkers walked in on me........" -_- tell me u guys didnt expect something else...*coughfapcough*

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Indeed, when did Tarzan stop being a manly man, and king of the jungle? When did he turn into a weird fuck-tard who plays with imaginary animal friends, who also happen to be biscuits..

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Okay I looked it up. They are animal shaped piece of *sweetened cookie-like* dough. Sweet=cookie. Salty=cracker. They can be both.

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I'm sorry for being stupid, but what's the difference between a Vegan and a Vegetarian? (I'm too lazy to google)

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110- There are different types of vegetarians.. But mainly we exclude meat, eggs, dairy, etc out of our diets- with some exceptions. Vegans, however, don't eat anything that comes from an animal. At all. Bye.

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