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Sorry op. I hate to say it,but those are tears of guilt. I bet she cheated or is cheating on you. Why else would she be crying at a time like that?

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24, There are SO MANY reasons she could be crying. Why would you jump to that conclusion? What if something really devastating happened to her and OP just dumped her because he assumed she was cheating? That would make him a giant asshole and it would devastate the girl even more.

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At least OP's girlfriend didn't have a seizure... then he'd be writing an fml about how he no longer had a penis...

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You know, every cloud has a silver lining? Referring to you pointing out the positive in the fml? As in not getting his dick bitten off?

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Sure you can thumb down/up long comments on an iPhone. Just gotta slide your finger across the comment and it brings up the vote selection.

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#72 Oh shit, youtube comments have mutated and made the jump to FML. I'll have a vaccine for it soon, in the meantime don't touch his comment in case it spreads.

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I still think Starfox is one of the best games ever. Then again, it was the first one I ever played...

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Sorry #29, but if I were in that situation I would have thought to ask. Because being the selfish person that I am, I think "damn, if the BJ was this good and she was upset, I can get an even better BJ if I cheer her up". Because, in the end, it's all about me and where I can get my next BJ.

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#29, if I didn't know the mechanic then no, it might not occur to me. However, if I were dating the mechanic, I'd absolutely be concerned about what my they were going through.

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29 - One does not simply compare a rollercoaster car getting stuck to a significant other dealing with emotional trauma. It's a lot different and would put their emotional needs on the forefront when something like this happens. It is quite possible she may have had some traumatic sexual experiences from the past and memories were triggered for her. That's something that should be dealt with seriously and with importance. I agree that it is shallow to NOT ask and be disappointed that you were no

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29, there's a big difference between a roller coaster breaking down and an actual human being "breaking down." It's pretty callous to even compare the two.

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Right. So you'd share your girlfriend's private and obviously traumatic experience with your friends, just to get a few laughs? You must be single.

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1) she would be my ex by the time my friends found out. 2) I would feel the need to warn people away from psycho girl.

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junkman- what the hell is wrong with you?? Seriously?? Are you that self centered and immature, that you think a relationship is centered around the physical side of things?? Don't you have a heart at all????

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I'm an asshole because I would dump a chick for being a total psycho.... How is that even physical? No wonder mental illness is on such an upswing people are breeding with the whackos.

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How does crying make someone a "total paycho"??!! You are going to be a very lonely, pathetic man, who probably wouldn't ever get a girlfriend to dump in the first place!

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You're right the nervous breakdown during head definitely makes her girlfriend material! What was I thinking saying she was crazy! And to be honest if my choices were breed with miss nervous breakdown on a dick or use my hand. Bring on the lotion. Seems a lil personal to you though Aussie.

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wow 116 you're such an asshole, it amazes me...you never know what she went through to have a break down..I don't want to wish you to go through it yourself to understand it...but just so you know.. sometimes life works exactly that way.. it lets you walk the walk of people you laughed at. Good luck!

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