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  gracehi  |  31

24, There are SO MANY reasons she could be crying. Why would you jump to that conclusion? What if something really devastating happened to her and OP just dumped her because he assumed she was cheating? That would make him a giant asshole and it would devastate the girl even more.

By  justonecomment  |  2

I cried laughing reading this!

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  gracehi  |  31

^ It depends on which Android phone you have. That's the thing about Android: you have options. Some are cheap so even poor people can have smart phones, while others are really expensive and awesome and, in terms of quality of the phone itself, better than the iphone. There's only one iphone, with one pricetag, unless you want to buy an older version. Anyway, there are pros and cons to both versions. For example, while I can't edit comments on my Android phone, iphone users tell me they can't thumb up or down long comments, which is something I can do on my Android app.

By  dandelion0_o  |  5

I love your name haha

By  lukep135  |  6

At least you've had enough blow jobs to where you can distinguish that this one was your best

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  gc327072  |  29

No, she was crying because OP didn't play the blowjob song by blink-182

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  simplylost643  |  0

#26- Don't try that holier than thou on this one. If the situation was reversed you'd be frustrated to. It's like if your car got stuck at the top of a roller coaster, not a single person is immediatly thinking "Gosh, I feel bad for the mechanic who's gonna have to climb up here to fix this.". Someone being disappointed that something they were enjoying went to shit, does not make them shallow.

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  RedPillSucks  |  30

Sorry #29, but if I were in that situation I would have thought to ask. Because being the selfish person that I am, I think "damn, if the BJ was this good and she was upset, I can get an even better BJ if I cheer her up". Because, in the end, it's all about me and where I can get my next BJ.

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  Bibliovore  |  25

#29, if I didn't know the mechanic then no, it might not occur to me. However, if I were dating the mechanic, I'd absolutely be concerned about what my they were going through.

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29 - One does not simply compare a rollercoaster car getting stuck to a significant other dealing with emotional trauma. It's a lot different and would put their emotional needs on the forefront when something like this happens. It is quite possible she may have had some traumatic sexual experiences from the past and memories were triggered for her. That's something that should be dealt with seriously and with importance. I agree that it is shallow to NOT ask and be disappointed that you were not able to get off.

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  iwadasn  |  32

29, there's a big difference between a roller coaster breaking down and an actual human being "breaking down." It's pretty callous to even compare the two.

By  junkman6  |  22

I couldn't post for about 5 minutes I was laughing so hard. But look on the bright side, you can now always one up friends for the most akward sex story ever.

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  AussieChild  |  22

junkman- what the hell is wrong with you?? Seriously?? Are you that self centered and immature, that you think a relationship is centered around the physical side of things?? Don't you have a heart at all????

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  junkman6  |  22

I'm an asshole because I would dump a chick for being a total psycho.... How is that even physical? No wonder mental illness is on such an upswing people are breeding with the whackos.

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  AussieChild  |  22

How does crying make someone a "total paycho"??!! You are going to be a very lonely, pathetic man, who probably wouldn't ever get a girlfriend to dump in the first place!

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  junkman6  |  22

You're right the nervous breakdown during head definitely makes her girlfriend material! What was I thinking saying she was crazy! And to be honest if my choices were breed with miss nervous breakdown on a dick or use my hand. Bring on the lotion. Seems a lil personal to you though Aussie.

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  wildsweetchild  |  19

wow 116 you're such an asshole, it amazes me...you never know what she went through to have a break down..I don't want to wish you to go through it yourself to understand it...but just so you know.. sometimes life works exactly that way.. it lets you walk the walk of people you laughed at. Good luck!

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