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Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job when she started crying. Despite my pleas for her to stop and attempts to comfort her, she insisted that she continue. I feel like a monster. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 2 January 2012 17:30 / United States
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By  JohnnyPhoenix31  |  7

Did she use her tears as lube?

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By  shellz102  |  12

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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  MrLookAtThere  |  10

It's totally his fault, obviously his privates weren't appealing enough.. that's what bows and strings are for, make it look like a gift. No one cries when they get gifts, unless it's some slimy droopy penis... .. I'm sorry OP, not even bows and strings would've helped you here

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  eyeIoveyou  |  4

you should have pushed her off of you if he didn't listen. wouldn't you grow limp in her grasp with all of the crying and sniffling? that isn't really a turn on, unless you're into kinky stuff. lol.

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  eyeIoveyou  |  4

*she

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  spaerro  |  8

Actually, he didn't get raped by anything since men are not considered rape victims in any way by law.

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  BeastManzero  |  0

130 is kinda true because the definition of rape is a man forcing a women to perform unwanted sexual activities. -dictionary.

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Actually, 148, I remember looking at the definition of "rape" quite a few years back, and what 142 said was the exact definition I'd read. Just because it's different in another dictionary or has been changed since doesn't mean it wasn't, at some point, true.

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  Rikki27  |  5

So, if a Male gets Molested by another man by force... It's not rape? Doesn't make sense to me... The dictionary definition may just be a general statement but let's be serious

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  Dracoboxer357  |  35

130, I'm going to Try assuming you Thought that the Word of the Law, once long ago, may have said Something similar to that, because it Almost sounded like you don't think a man having sexual contact Forced on him by any gender, is rape. I mean, you don't Really think that, right? :(

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  NotDave  |  0

Well, everyone, 142 and Spaerro have gone ahead and agreed to show us the definition of "dumbass" rather than that of "rape". rape is a forced sexual act. That's it.

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  aaliyah99  |  0

Tyger44- YOU my friend, are wrong.

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  Keyman1212  |  14

I'm laughing at the girls on here trying to defend rape as something that only happens to them. "No!! You can't have our tragic, life-changing event! We want to be the only people who can be raped!!" Y'all ever heard of getting raped in prison? Federal Pen isn't coed ladies. Dropping the soap refers to two men. Sorry to burst your stupid, naive, misinformed bubble.

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  MrScholl  |  4

130- there was a story I read about in India a couple weeks ago, 3-4 women ambushed a waiter and raped him (forced themselves onto him). When he was finally found, his penis was so messed up, it wouldn't do him any good. If a woman can overtake a man, there's little to nothing that can stop us from getting a hard on.

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  ohSNAPyall  |  26

Legal and dictionary definitions aren't identical. Law is interpreted different ways in different places. It's a fact that anyone could be victimized by rape. Men can be raped by women and men, and the same is true for women victims.

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  bubbywaldo  |  0

I hope everyone who thinks only women can be raped is now educated. you think those boys weren't raped by those catholic priests?Let's look out for everybody's human rights.

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  Alymc13  |  0

Let me guess. U looked up that definition online? If so u both are morons and 148 is right. But just to clear this up... I work in a rape rehabilitation center for victims counseling them and although it IS rare. There are documented cases of men being raped. And yes, even by women.

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  DFlit1  |  0

Ya men can get raped anyone hear of the salon owner beating up the guy that tried to rob her store then kept in in the back room tied up for days and forced him to do sexual things... If that isn't rape I don't know what is and a woman did it to him lol and yes in court it was considered rape

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  humorizer  |  14

@204: Heard of the story, but it was fake. Just the part that he was tied back there for weeks and only fed Viagra as food should have been a red flag that the story was concocted (like many of the FMLs we read here :P).

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  Ckrius  |  7

In response to all the fighting according to the rape prevention program rape in 2011 is defined as, "Unwanted or forced penetration or sodomization of any kind." As in either gender. As quoted from the brochures they hand out.

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  CYRAN0  |  1

In a state in the midwest there are laws and policies. then there are state employees that can believe anything they want. and that is HE is ALWAYS the anal sphincter and SHE is ALWAYS the angelic vic

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  mariah_1_11  |  22

When I went to college we had to go through this whole rape crap. Apparently rape is "penetration" so that means basically guys can really only be raped by other men. We had a long discussion on why it's practically impossible for a woman to rape a man. I think that's what a lot of the confusion comes from. Both men and women can be rape victims, but only men are rapists. Ops girlfriend molested him. Okay lesson over, carry on.

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  axeno  |  7

There's a term out there called "made to penetrate" and cases like that happen alot more often than it seems women can be rapists too. Over half of the men questioned refused to talk about it but did admit that they were "made to penetrate".

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No you're right....they aren't orthodoxly considered...now with the right circumstance and attorney the sky's the limit (jk, but yea it's far more unlikely of happening to guys)

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You're not right, so stop getting smart-mouthed kid, if it's male on male, or through the anus it's sodomy, not rape, and a man is far less predisposed to get raped/sodimized.

By  mom0_fml  |  0

s and m!

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  BatteryAddict  |  11

You forgot "p".

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  ddssuperstar  |  0

Pudding must smell C-c-c-combo breaker :D

By  NeDaroft  |  5

Beauty & The Beast (you)

By  simonisnotacat  |  4

Look her in the eye and make her finish whether she wants to or not

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Or start crying yourself and turn the tables. Then she may feel obligated to turn that handy j into a blowing type job of some sorts.

By  BatteryAddict  |  11

Well. . Did it feel good?

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  MrLookAtThere  |  10

Eggs Benedict

By  neemis_fml  |  0

Don't feel like that! It was her choice! C:

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