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Today, my girlfriend shoved a Q-tip up my ass while I was brushing my teeth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35227) - you deserved it (6631)

On 12/06/2011 at 11:39pm - intimacy - by Surprisebuttsecks? (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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Your name says it all OP

#3 - On 12/07/2011 at 2:55am by WCARlover

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It sounds like you guys are doing it wrong. Try it up her ass??

#2 - On 12/07/2011 at 2:54am by jpoole

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