You spelled "psychotic ex- girlfriend" wrong. Or, assuming you're still together, shove your dick up her ass next time you're having sex... Turnabout is fair play, right?

So... Can I date your girlfriend and request 3 qtips?

Put me down for 10.

YDI for bushing your teeth naked

why would you break up with her for that 16??

65, OP's girlfriend raped him. That's only an exit! Not an entrance!

Did she say,"this is what you feel like"?

I bet she's just training for a career in proctology

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1, Ur pic matches ur comment perfectly

16- So when a guy does it to a girl, everyone cheers them on, but when a girl does it to a guy, they deserved to be broken up with?

Lies! XD

Gaddafi!!!

Did she at least give you the courtesy of a reach around ?

123, I don't know where you're from, but here rape isn't "cheered on".

But did she yell "Kadafied!!!!!" (or however you spell it)

Yay fetishes!!

Sounds like she just gave you permission to stick whatever you want in her bum; turnabout is fair play after all!

You just got GADDAFI'D!

Really, a q-tip in the ass is considered rape? Wow.

No, they're doing it right. Q-tip stands for Queer-Tip. She knows what he likes.

Gross!

Surprise butt sex is a never ending cycle. Then she'll try and shove a toothbrush and the cycle continues.

maybe your ass was dirty? no? *goes back to sleep*

Thanks for the weekly wisdom, Buttsexpirate. =]

You're wife is a bitch. And so is revenge. REVENGE!!!!!!

Time for some anal fun

lol

If OP is complaining about a Q-tip, he'll never survive a prostate exam.

I taught her well.

36 - Prostate exams are usually scheduled and expected. The Qtip? Not so much.

Why was he not wearing Clothes anyway?

I'm not a bible freak and I thumbed you down.

I thumbed you down for assuming because someone is a prude they must be a bible freak. The real question is why is it there are so many people approving the YDI for being naked comments? If you can't be naked in the privacy of your own home where do you idiots approve it?

What is a op? Jw

Well, I thumbed you down because you're a sarcastic little dick.

You mad bro?

Stop being gay bitches.

If its wrong, why's our g-spot up in there?

It's not a g spot, ass. Only a women has a "g spot" and the latest theory on that is it is actually just part of the ********. If anything it would be a "p spot" as it is just stimulating the prostate.

Someone took my comment way too seriously. Calm down, sparky, not enough prostate rubs?

In case it has to be spelled out for you, it's referred to as g-spot because of its similar stimulative response to the so-called female g-spot, not because it necessarily shares similar anatomical origins.

....or the whole tube of toothpaste

That's what he gets for brushing his teeth while naked.

ROFLMAO!!!

You beat me to it! But still lmfao!!!

Nah Daniel Tosh made up a new thing. Q-Tipping, **** involving Q-Tips. Ghadaffi Q-Tipping, oh **** accidently gave myself a boner.

YOU BEAT ME TO IT. XDDDDD Credit to you. :3

Haha nice mate you also beat me to it!

If his girlfriend has a penis I think a q-tip up the ass is the least of his problems

Touché 113.

Inthemouthanduptheass? ^_^

Ya! Use your own Q-tip OP!

No. Just whip your damn schlong out and butt **** the shit outta her......well not literally but you know what I mean

Ur hair=AWESOME

Bazinga!

You=sexy!

Your hair is AWESOME. You're beautiful.

Haha well said an yes your hair=awesome!

Have you ever seen a monkey's uncle on crack? No.. no you have not. You think a monkey on crack is funny? It isn't.. its scary as ****.. throwing shit everywhere and what not..

This has been a public service announcement by jackassidy...

No, but it's interesting

Period.