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Today, I discovered that the word 'randy' means 'horny' in England. I'm going to England next semester to study abroad. My name is Randy. FML

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On 12/06/2011 at 10:36am - intimacy - by ThisIsGonnaBeAwkward (woman) - United States (California)

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We aren't retarded. We use the word horny a lot more. Randy is a dying word over here.

#2 - On 12/06/2011 at 12:44pm by JBrownie123

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Dude that's a perfect ice breaker. Are you Randy baby? I am. Zomg!

#3 - On 12/06/2011 at 12:45pm by polakinakilt

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