By ThisIsGonnaBeAwkward - 06/12/2011 15:36 - United States

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Today, I discovered that the word 'randy' means 'horny' in England. I'm going to England next semester to study abroad. My name is Randy. FML
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JBrownie123 24

We aren't retarded. We use the word horny a lot more. Randy is a dying word over here.

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Andr913 13

When I was in England, the name Lou seemed to be very popular. It has a little tinkle to it.

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settopbox 2

Tell people your name is Andi, as in short for Andrea, if you think it will be a problem. It'll porbably be more of a problem if your working in an office full of idiots in the South of England.

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HumanWiki 8

Randy here as well. Austin Powers era was irritating.

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1happymummy 14

Trust me, no one will ever make a joke about it. Its not a commonly used word over here

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rattusrattus 18

I will have to stifle my giggles. Sorry, Desperate-For-A-Good-Rogering. [/badperson]

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perdix 29

Maybe you ought to go by your middle name, Fanny.

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rattusrattus 18

Ah yes. American backsides + Britain = hilarity.

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Joshawott 21

At least your name isn't Fanny (for the yanks here - in England, the fanny is a different part of a woman's anatomy covered by panties). Just introduce yourself with "Hi I'm Randy - and it's also my name too."

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chocomilkshake 5

I've always been confused by that, wasn't Fanny originally a legitimate name? Or I guess it changed into that meaning over time...maybe thats what happened with 'Dick' then. wonder how that happens.

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TheAntidote 5

Well, since you're a girl you could just call yourself Mandy while you're there.

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RedPillSucks 31

With her luck, that probably means "fisting" in the town she'll be living.

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perdix 29

With your luck, you'll probably meet the perfect man for you, but his last name will be Oldgoat. Just a little worse than Peter File.

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Muslimgal92 0

Haha 51's comment made me laugh

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