By grannygirlfriend - 06/12/2011 17:13 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend admitted the reason he was dating me was because he has a fetish for grandmothers and apparently I look, smell, and act like one. FML
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carleybeak 21

A fetish for grandmothers? Wtf?

220 6
1seven1 0

Wow, lay off the butterscotch candies and weird dudes

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umkay 0

hahahahahahah sucks for u!

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jmtmxer 0

1-Lol that tan sucks for you !

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KiddNYC1O 20

I don't know if that was sarcasm but that is obviously Kim "72 days" Kardashian.

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jmtmxer 0

29-No I honestley didn't know that lol she looks ugly without make up and that tan....

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bornoriginal 3

Lol maybe 'the weirdass tan lines' was from big sunglasses she was wearing?

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1seven1 0

Wow, lay off the butterscotch candies and weird dudes

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TruthBeTold36 3

Embrace it and buy him socks for Christmas. See if he enjoys that.

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MyMilkShake2Yard 0

He likes Gilf, google it if you don't know the term, I'll admit some g moms are hot...

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bearnblue 0

I think you should stop pinching his cheeks and studdering. Oh and when I say cheeks I mean face and ass ;) rawr

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EvilPotato 14

And your EX-boyfriend is going to be girlfriendless for opening his big fat mouth.

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graham11 14

OP- sweetie, would you like your hand-knit sweater to have reindeers or a Christmas tree on it this year? Boyfriend- ummm well... OP- oh hold on a second, the butterscotch cookies are done baking!

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carleybeak 21

A fetish for grandmothers? Wtf?

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flockz 19

and why her boyfriend rubs canes with a little too much enthusiasm...

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Every1luvsfmls 6

I have a fetish for wrinkles and old women is that not normal?

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jwade11 12

That's pretty creepy and gross!

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grannygirlfriend 6

I did, no longer though.

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rttr 18

You broke with him, right?

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maninthebox11 8

Well that's sweet

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SillyFart 7

Sigh.. I say this all the time, that's why it's on FML...

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ChilledDubstepa 6

It's on FML because it's sweet?

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SillyFart 7

The guys actually trolling it used to be sucks but he changed it to sweet.. I just got owned..

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birdfreak 24

Ech :p well at least he's honest about it?

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EatnBeef 7

Don't worry OP, he just going through a phase. Next he'll be on the step sisters best friends brother phase.

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birdfreak 24

Ech :p well at least he's honest about it?

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DocBastard 38

Maybe you shouldn't use Preparation H as lubricant.

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mapletree 8

A grandmother fetish? I think you should be glad you broke up…

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mrredkneck 2

She didn't say if she broke up with him

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bearnblue 0

Where in this passage did she say they broke up?

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graham11 14

I'm so glad FML is not a dating advice website. There would be way too many break ups...

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