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Today, my girlfriend refered to her vagina as a meat wallet, and to my penis as small change. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32809) - you deserved it (5342)

On 12/03/2011 at 5:04am - intimacy - by trembelwick - Canada (Ontario)

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That is weird on so many levels.

#3 - On 12/03/2011 at 9:54am by bananabuttercup

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Coin slot?

#2 - On 12/03/2011 at 9:54am by Savra

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