Today, I ran into my boyfriend's dad. His exact words were, "Call me when you're ready to feel what a real man can do to you." FML
by Anonymous / 11/03/2011 at 3:29am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
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#2 - On 11/03/2011 at 7:11am by damadrappa
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wow... thats umm interesting to say the least....
#1 - On 11/03/2011 at 7:11am by GuitarFail123
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