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Today, I ran into my boyfriend's dad. His exact words were, "Call me when you're ready to feel what a real man can do to you." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (62472) - you deserved it (4623)

On 11/03/2011 at 3:29am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

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Someones jealous

#2 - On 11/03/2011 at 7:11am by damadrappa

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wow... thats umm interesting to say the least....

#1 - On 11/03/2011 at 7:11am by GuitarFail123

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